Here's Your Sign

I will admit, I do enjoy some of the redneck comedians out there. Bill Engvall does a skit called "Here's your sign" where the premise is essentially when people ask you stupid questions. For example..... "You see someone with a coat hanger in a car door and you ask them "lock your keys in your car?" Nope! Just thought i'd see if the coat hanger would fit! ....Here's your sign!"

The true Here's Your sign happened to me the other day............


Unfortunately, a cell phone was lost. Immediately called and had a hold put on the account, then talked with the cell phone company about a replacement. Talked to the customer service rep, they assured me they had the cell phone information and would be sending me a new one the next day. Great! I said....talk about making it easy for me, giving me no hassles....customer service is working here!!!!! Okay, before we disconnect, I just want to verify that the replacement phone matches the old one so that I don't need new accessories. This should be relatively easy right?

So I ask the woman...."Ma'm? is this the same model as what i had?" Her response "It should be......we can verify that though. Do you have your cell phone in front of you?" I of course started laughing and said "Ma'm....you are the lost phone claims department, and i'm reporting my phone as lost.....of course i don't have the phone in front of me." Her response was "oh my, you are right!" I couldn't resist.....i tried.....i just had to say it.......I responded back "HERE'S YOUR SIGN"

Gotta love when true life imitates the comedian's jokes!