Ads gone wrong

This was forwarded to me and thought it was worth a snicker....enjoy



Ads Gone Wrong

For sale:
Antique desk suitable for lady with
thick legs and large drawers.
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Wanted:
Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
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We do not tear your clothing with machinery.
We do it carefully by hand.
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For Sale
Eight puppies from a German Sheppard and an Alaskan Hussy.
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Toaster:
A gift that every member of the family appreciates.
Automatically burns toast.
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Sheer stockings:
Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.
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Stock up and save. Limit: one.
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For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.
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Man, honest. Will take anything.
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Man wanted to work in dynamite factory.
Must be willing to travel.

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Used Cars:
Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
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Illiterate? Write today for free help.
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Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion.
Blue Cross and salary.