Jinxed Again!

You would think at my advanced age (over 18, less than 40) that I would KNOW better than to say somethings...... At this point in life, you know never to say:

* I'll put this right here where I'll know where it is
Sorry, that is a black hole to someone else's house. You will never see the item again and just plan on buying a new replacement in the future.
* Things can't get any worse!
Guaranteed to have Worse start snickering and make a beeline to you and your house. Plan on charging to your credit card for repairs or a trip to the ER if you utter this.
* It's an extra paycheck month! or My raise kicked in and i'll have extra money!
Did that one......and guess what happens EVERYTIME...a major expense happens that costs you MORE than what you brought home in a raise or extra paycheck. In my case? Thought it and my Fridge blew itself to smithereens and decided food did not need to be kept cold anymore SIGH


So remind yourself NOT to use these phrases......or things could get interesting...very very interesting.